If you’re not addicted to something then you’re not living.
Does sex count?
the artist has learned the first lesson of the sea
always bring a spare pencil
The artist has learned the second lesson of the sea.
Always bring a pencil sharpener.
If you say you didn’t read it in the narrators accent thing you’re lying
(via shibechristmas)Source: greenwichpips
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
That is not a Heosemys Spinosa,its a Graptemys nigrinoda.
they are in the low risk list, therefore, not endangered.
Punks not as almost dead as we thought.
(via moonshineblackout)Source: sinyasiki